I had touched on this issue before but let me expound. What’s really the difference between a Luo woman and a Kikuyu woman?
Luo Woman: Knows how to cook food
Kikuyu Woman: Knows how to cook stories
Luo Woman: Doesn’t watch her weight. She is at least20 kilograms overweight (can cause an earthquake)
Kikuyu Woman: Watches her weight too much. She is at least 20 kilograms underweight. (can be carried by wind)
Luo Woman: Her aim is to build a stable family
Kikuyu Woman: Her aim is to build a stable career at whatever cost
Luo Woman: Won’t shut up when she is angry
Kikuyu Woman: Won’t talk when she is angry
Luo Woman: Pretends to be a porn star in bed
Kikuyu Woman: Pretends to be a virgin in bed and lets the man do all the work
Luo Woman: Dresses ordinarily even though she has money
Kikuyu Woman: Dresses flashy even though she has no money
Luo Woman: She is submissive to the man she loves
Kikuyu Woman: She is a feminist who believes she should be equal to her partner
Luo Woman: Sleeps with a guy who seduces her well
Kikuyu Woman: Sleeps with a guy who can either make her richer or make her life in some way
Luo Woman: Has a big ass
Kikuyu Woman: Has big boobs (sometimes)
Luo Woman: Wears flat shoes because they’re comfortable
Kikuyu Woman: Wears high heels because men like them
Luo Woman: Fake attitude
Kikuyu Woman: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows
Luo Woman: Relies on good jobs to get rich
Kikuyu Woman: Relies on businesses to get rich
Luo Woman: Might forgive you for cheating
Kikuyu woman: Will cheat too if you cheat
Luo Woman: Boring sometimes
Kikuyu Woman: Always adventurous and fun to be around
Luo Woman: Loves giving moshene
Kikuyu woman: Loves listening to moshene
Luo Woman: Loves men with houses
Kikuyu Woman: Loves men with cars
